Don't dunk your personal items in the leftovers and you'll be fine.
[ well.
he's just watching that happen i guess. although it does remind him and me that he found the milk but never the cream, so hang on. he's just gonna hop off the counter and go looking for that while mephisto makes a mess. ]
speed run him running back over and throwing whatever the first chocolate bar he can get his hands on in the mug when he sees mephisto about to dump the rest of the pan in there ]
that is so much more useful than failing to open a bag with your hands and then having to resort to teeth. also help— he’s going to grab some before mephisto upends the whole bag into his mug ]
[ hate that they are actually taking this so seriously. but then he has the can, so he finishes up his own drink and then grabs a handful of marshmallows to complete the whole thing. ]
Well, that only took forever. But it looks pretty good.
[ yeah, he's definitely just kind of licking the excessive cream off the top first so it doesn't get all over his face... but eventually his tongue works out a path for the actual cocoa and he takes a proper sip. ]
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[ well.
he's just watching that happen i guess. although it does remind him and me that he found the milk but never the cream, so hang on. he's just gonna hop off the counter and go looking for that while mephisto makes a mess. ]
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[ just barely manages to not drop the pan when hot milk splashes onto his sleeve ]
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no, he won't be too long. there's cans of cream in the fridge. ]
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speed run him running back over and throwing whatever the first chocolate bar he can get his hands on in the mug when he sees mephisto about to dump the rest of the pan in there ]
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DUMPS IT IN
MOSTLY ]
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date will criticise him mentally and not verbally. ]
And the hard part is done. Mostly.
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[ and as he does that... he looks over at the other side of the counter toward the fridge and lights up. ]
Oh, you found cream?!
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[ abandoning mephisto to milk duty was not a cruelty, it was a necessary step on the journey to perfect hot chocolate. ]
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[ adds some cocoa powder to his mug even though he has no fucking clue what the powder to chocolate ratio is supposed to be, and stirs faster. ]
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Pretty sure we're almost done. ... This'd better be really good hot chocolate.
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[ but it seems like it's blended together reasonably well?? ]
Do you think it should go marshmallow then cream, or cream then marshmallow?
[ ... ]
Marshmallow-cream-marshmallow?
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The last option. Go all in, we committed from the start when we used the stove.
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[ RIPS OPEN THIS BAG OF MARSHMALLOWS WITH HIS CLAWS AND DROPS A BUNCH IN ]
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that is so much more useful than failing to open a bag with your hands and then having to resort to teeth. also help— he’s going to grab some before mephisto upends the whole bag into his mug ]
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but yes TAKE THE MARSHMALLOWS he will grab the cream ]
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kindait’s all coming together now. marshmallows stage one, done. ]
Alright, go.
[ this is not a precision military drill. ]
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finishes up with the cream, hands it over, and grabs the marshmallows back for stage two. ]
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Well, that only took forever. But it looks pretty good.
[ colour him surprised. ]
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[ ...and the counter kind of looks like a mess of spilled milk and escaped cocoa powder, but.
he raises his near-overflowing mug for a toast. ]
May our several minutes of hard work shine through in the taste!
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Here’s to this not sucking.
[
oh okay. that’s good actually. even if it takes an age to get through the cream and marshmallow layer. ]
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...Hey, not bad!
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For a part run down cabin in the snowy depths of Hell, I was expecting worse. Definitely not a full kitchen and stuff like marshmallows.
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Some of the other rooms in here are pretty questionable, but this kitchen has definitely been a pleasant surprise!
[ aside from the little (?) shocks, but he's just chalking that up to the cold. ]
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[ he has yet to learn about the ice pick booby-trapped room. ]
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