[ speaking of, he licks a bit of cream residue off the rim of the mug. i do not need to use that icon for this tag but 1) i went to the trouble of coloring it so it's making an appearance somewhere, and 2) please know that he is, much like the mangaka, being needlessly horny about it. ]
Ah, yes, I suppose you're probably pretty familiar with those. You've never used them outside of a professional context, though?
Well, it still is compared to the hard edges of bare metal! Anyway, it's become so intertwined with this whole scene in the collective consciousness that plenty of people just consider it sexy on its own now.
i hate that he looks like he’s considering this logic. i deeply hate it. ] Sure, but that’s a woman not a piece of metal. Although I guess if you’ve got a theme going on then you’re gonna stick to it.
[ unfortunately thinking about the horrors that are 50 shades of grey. ]
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[ there’s probably a few options here, so. he’s gonna peruse the selection— and then pull out one that’s absolutely the fluffy sort but not in pink. ]
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I'm just still thinking about whipped cream.
[ speaking of, he licks a bit of cream residue off the rim of the mug. i do not need to use that icon for this tag but 1) i went to the trouble of coloring it so it's making an appearance somewhere, and 2) please know that he is, much like the mangaka, being needlessly horny about it. ]
Ah, yes, I suppose you're probably pretty familiar with those. You've never used them outside of a professional context, though?
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And marshmallows. And diabetic levels of sugar intake.
[ sips his own drink. ]
No. Sometimes not in either, come to think of it.
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Well, yes, but I don't think there are too many relevant puns to be made with those.
[ he'll just be going over to check out some handcuffs, then. probably the really tacky furry kind. ]
I see!
[ holding one of the cuffs up like a giant monocle and looking back at date through it with a grin. ]
Well, if you decide you want to give it a try, I'm always open to anything.
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Priorities, priorities.
[ no not the tacky furry ones ]
... Maybe, if they're not pink.
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Hm~?
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I know in theory why they cover the metal on these things-- but it's always with something like this, huh?
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Though if that's really what you want, I'm sure I can scrounge up an old quilt for you. Very sexy.
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Even in glow in the dark fabric. I mean I get it but-- leather's not going be kind in comparison.
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You don't agree?
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I meant the material. I can't imagine you'd really choose to look at a woman in a calico dress over one in a tight leather getup.
[ sticks his finger through a cuff and spins it around. ]
Anyway, you're welcome to pick something better out if you don't like what I'm offering.
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i hate that he looks like he’s considering this logic. i deeply hate it. ] Sure, but that’s a woman not a piece of metal. Although I guess if you’ve got a theme going on then you’re gonna stick to it.
[ unfortunately thinking about the horrors that are 50 shades of grey. ]
…
[ there’s probably a few options here, so. he’s gonna peruse the selection— and then pull out one that’s absolutely the fluffy sort but not in pink. ]
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[ tosses the leather ones he was holding aside, takes one last sip, and sets his empty mug down on a coffee table or whatever is in here. ]
Well, then, if you've made your choice...
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[ date does not put his mug down. he’s still drinking his cocoa thank you. ]
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anyway, it's still touch week, so i guess he's going to come over and rub date's shoulders or something while he works on that cocoa. ]
So fluffy things are no threat to your masculinity but pink is where you draw the line?
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[ maybe the thought of the fuzzy handcuffs being pink was just the end of the road for him. no more..
also i forgot this was touch week. help. this is just happening now. date is still drinking his drink and not actually moving away.]
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Mm. But it's fun to test them.
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Congratulations, you found mine and you didn't even have to try.
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Think you can find mine?
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[ siiiip ]
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Who's to say?
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