superhell pcs: date

[teufelshund]

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[teufelshund]

[ :) sips. ]

Like the one Harrow got?

[psynchronise]

[ cursed. ]

Worse. It deserves it.

[teufelshund]

Well, don't let her hear you imply that she didn't deserve hers.

[ he'll wander into the middle of the room and look around, still casually sipping his cocoa while poking at a whip. ]

How do you feel about this stuff?

[psynchronise]

I’m not stupid. I’m not giving her a reason to put a hit out on my for my bones.

[ uhhh. ]

That thing specifically? No thanks.

[teufelshund]

[ nods and moves on. ]

That, specifically, isn't really my thing either.

[ more satisfying to use teeth and nails if he wants that kind of reaction.

(he does really like the word "whip" though. it makes him think of so many desserts.) ]

How about the rest of it? Less specifically?

[psynchronise]

[ at least the word has some merit, even if not in this particular context. ]

Yet that's what you went straight for. Subliminal messaging?

[ uhhhh. he's squinting at some of this stuff like "i'm not even sure how this is used". ]

The only thing that I probably "get" here is stuff like the cuffs, but in a different context. [ law enforcement, yo. ]

[teufelshund]

[ grins and shrugs innocently. ]

I'm just still thinking about whipped cream.

[ speaking of, he licks a bit of cream residue off the rim of the mug. i do not need to use that icon for this tag but 1) i went to the trouble of coloring it so it's making an appearance somewhere, and 2) please know that he is, much like the mangaka, being needlessly horny about it. ]

Ah, yes, I suppose you're probably pretty familiar with those. You've never used them outside of a professional context, though?

[psynchronise]

[ i deeply hate that the mangaka is this horny on main for him. gets out the spray bottle. ]

And marshmallows. And diabetic levels of sugar intake.

[ sips his own drink. ]

No. Sometimes not in either, come to think of it.

[teufelshund]

[ it has truly shaken me ]

Well, yes, but I don't think there are too many relevant puns to be made with those.

[ he'll just be going over to check out some handcuffs, then. probably the really tacky furry kind. ]

I see!

[ holding one of the cuffs up like a giant monocle and looking back at date through it with a grin. ]

Well, if you decide you want to give it a try, I'm always open to anything.

[psynchronise]

[ i guess if you're going to draw a manga you might as well do whatever you want. ]

Priorities, priorities.

[ no not the tacky furry ones ]

... Maybe, if they're not pink.

[teufelshund]

[ okay, okay. puts those back down and comes back with some much less interesting black leather ones? ]

Hm~?

[psynchronise]

[ hmmm? ]

I know in theory why they cover the metal on these things-- but it's always with something like this, huh?

[teufelshund]

As opposed to what? Cotton calico?

[psynchronise]

You could literally put anything around them. Even cotton calico.

[teufelshund]

I imagine the main concerns when making these things are durability and comfort. A novelty cotton print isn't going to be too helpful for the former.

Though if that's really what you want, I'm sure I can scrounge up an old quilt for you. Very sexy.

[psynchronise]

Pretty sure it's what you do with them, not what they're wrapped in that decides that last part.

[teufelshund]

On the contrary, that's one of the big selling points of the furry and fur-lined ones! Padding and soft material do make a difference.

[psynchronise]

[ going from pure yakety sax to a serious conversation about handcuff padding material just gave me whiplash. ]

Even in glow in the dark fabric. I mean I get it but-- leather's not going be kind in comparison.

[teufelshund]

Well, it still is compared to the hard edges of bare metal! Anyway, it's become so intertwined with this whole scene in the collective consciousness that plenty of people just consider it sexy on its own now.

You don't agree?

[psynchronise]

Again— I work with them. I’d be in a real awkward position if my work equipment was turning me on all the time.

[teufelshund]

[ maybe that's why aiba decided not to have big boobs ]

I meant the material. I can't imagine you'd really choose to look at a woman in a calico dress over one in a tight leather getup.

[ sticks his finger through a cuff and spins it around. ]

Anyway, you're welcome to pick something better out if you don't like what I'm offering.

[psynchronise]

[ she’s a smart girl.

i hate that he looks like he’s considering this logic. i deeply hate it. ] Sure, but that’s a woman not a piece of metal. Although I guess if you’ve got a theme going on then you’re gonna stick to it.

[ unfortunately thinking about the horrors that are 50 shades of grey. ]

…

[ there’s probably a few options here, so. he’s gonna peruse the selection— and then pull out one that’s absolutely the fluffy sort but not in pink. ]

[teufelshund]

And here I thought you weren't going to go for the fluff.

[ tosses the leather ones he was holding aside, takes one last sip, and sets his empty mug down on a coffee table or whatever is in here. ]

Well, then, if you've made your choice...

[psynchronise]

It was the pink I didn’t go for.

[ date does not put his mug down. he’s still drinking his cocoa thank you. ]

[teufelshund]

[ looks down at his pink polka dot accessories. could have fooled him!!

anyway, it's still touch week, so i guess he's going to come over and rub date's shoulders or something while he works on that cocoa. ]

So fluffy things are no threat to your masculinity but pink is where you draw the line?