that is so much more useful than failing to open a bag with your hands and then having to resort to teeth. also help— he’s going to grab some before mephisto upends the whole bag into his mug ]
[ hate that they are actually taking this so seriously. but then he has the can, so he finishes up his own drink and then grabs a handful of marshmallows to complete the whole thing. ]
Well, that only took forever. But it looks pretty good.
[ yeah, he's definitely just kind of licking the excessive cream off the top first so it doesn't get all over his face... but eventually his tongue works out a path for the actual cocoa and he takes a proper sip. ]
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date will criticise him mentally and not verbally. ]
And the hard part is done. Mostly.
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[ and as he does that... he looks over at the other side of the counter toward the fridge and lights up. ]
Oh, you found cream?!
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[ abandoning mephisto to milk duty was not a cruelty, it was a necessary step on the journey to perfect hot chocolate. ]
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[ adds some cocoa powder to his mug even though he has no fucking clue what the powder to chocolate ratio is supposed to be, and stirs faster. ]
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Pretty sure we're almost done. ... This'd better be really good hot chocolate.
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[ but it seems like it's blended together reasonably well?? ]
Do you think it should go marshmallow then cream, or cream then marshmallow?
[ ... ]
Marshmallow-cream-marshmallow?
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The last option. Go all in, we committed from the start when we used the stove.
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[ RIPS OPEN THIS BAG OF MARSHMALLOWS WITH HIS CLAWS AND DROPS A BUNCH IN ]
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that is so much more useful than failing to open a bag with your hands and then having to resort to teeth. also help— he’s going to grab some before mephisto upends the whole bag into his mug ]
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but yes TAKE THE MARSHMALLOWS he will grab the cream ]
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kindait’s all coming together now. marshmallows stage one, done. ]
Alright, go.
[ this is not a precision military drill. ]
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finishes up with the cream, hands it over, and grabs the marshmallows back for stage two. ]
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Well, that only took forever. But it looks pretty good.
[ colour him surprised. ]
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[ ...and the counter kind of looks like a mess of spilled milk and escaped cocoa powder, but.
he raises his near-overflowing mug for a toast. ]
May our several minutes of hard work shine through in the taste!
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Here’s to this not sucking.
[
oh okay. that’s good actually. even if it takes an age to get through the cream and marshmallow layer. ]
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...Hey, not bad!
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For a part run down cabin in the snowy depths of Hell, I was expecting worse. Definitely not a full kitchen and stuff like marshmallows.
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Some of the other rooms in here are pretty questionable, but this kitchen has definitely been a pleasant surprise!
[ aside from the little (?) shocks, but he's just chalking that up to the cold. ]
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[ he has yet to learn about the ice pick booby-trapped room. ]
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There are no foot pics.
[ he’s living in denial ]
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Ah. Right. None at all.
[ chews on another marshmallow. ]
There is some kind of space-themed BDSM room.
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okay well
hang on he’s gotta choke on his marshmallows now ]
A what.
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A room with whips and chains and little planets hanging from the ceiling! Seems kind of niche, but I respect the vision.
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[ there’s a space themed bdsm room. ]
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