[ speaking of, he licks a bit of cream residue off the rim of the mug. i do not need to use that icon for this tag but 1) i went to the trouble of coloring it so it's making an appearance somewhere, and 2) please know that he is, much like the mangaka, being needlessly horny about it. ]
Ah, yes, I suppose you're probably pretty familiar with those. You've never used them outside of a professional context, though?
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There are no foot pics.
[ he’s living in denial ]
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Ah. Right. None at all.
[ chews on another marshmallow. ]
There is some kind of space-themed BDSM room.
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okay well
hang on he’s gotta choke on his marshmallows now ]
A what.
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A room with whips and chains and little planets hanging from the ceiling! Seems kind of niche, but I respect the vision.
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[ there’s a space themed bdsm room. ]
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I can show you if you're curious.
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…
Okay, I want to see how the heck they pulled off space theming of all things.
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[ shrugs! ]
All right, let's do it! Just give me a second to clean up here.
[ he is going to do such a half-assed job of mopping up this counter. ]
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[ in this pc we rate the space themed bdsm room out of ten...
listen
date isn't going to comment. at least he made an attempt and now date doesn't have to make a full attempt for the both of them. ]
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Well, there were some of those, I think, but also, like, 3D planets hanging down. Maybe it's supposed to be a play on "world domination"?
[ he wipes the mess up with a bunch of too many paper towels and throws the pan in the sink for someone else to deal with.
with his mug still in one hand, he holds out the other. ]
Shall we~?
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…. Ohhh. Okay, if that’s it then sure, but…?
[ WHY IN AN OLD CABIN IN THE SNOW?
he takes another sip of his own drink, and then takes his hand. ]
Sure. I have got to see how badly they pulled this off now.
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[ and he will pull him along to this room which he has memorized the location of for no particular reason. ]
Here we are~!
[ he lets go of date's hand to give the door a courtesy knock before opening Just In Case, then pushes it open, casually sipping his cocoa. ]
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...
[ squints. ]
It needs one of those off centre gold stars, like... "you tried".
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Like the one Harrow got?
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Worse. It deserves it.
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[ he'll wander into the middle of the room and look around, still casually sipping his cocoa while poking at a whip. ]
How do you feel about this stuff?
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[ uhhh. ]
That thing specifically? No thanks.
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That, specifically, isn't really my thing either.
[ more satisfying to use teeth and nails if he wants that kind of reaction.
(he does really like the word "whip" though. it makes him think of so many desserts.) ]
How about the rest of it? Less specifically?
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Yet that's what you went straight for. Subliminal messaging?
[ uhhhh. he's squinting at some of this stuff like "i'm not even sure how this is used". ]
The only thing that I probably "get" here is stuff like the cuffs, but in a different context. [ law enforcement, yo. ]
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I'm just still thinking about whipped cream.
[ speaking of, he licks a bit of cream residue off the rim of the mug. i do not need to use that icon for this tag but 1) i went to the trouble of coloring it so it's making an appearance somewhere, and 2) please know that he is, much like the mangaka, being needlessly horny about it. ]
Ah, yes, I suppose you're probably pretty familiar with those. You've never used them outside of a professional context, though?
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And marshmallows. And diabetic levels of sugar intake.
[ sips his own drink. ]
No. Sometimes not in either, come to think of it.
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Well, yes, but I don't think there are too many relevant puns to be made with those.
[ he'll just be going over to check out some handcuffs, then. probably the really tacky furry kind. ]
I see!
[ holding one of the cuffs up like a giant monocle and looking back at date through it with a grin. ]
Well, if you decide you want to give it a try, I'm always open to anything.
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Priorities, priorities.
[ no not the tacky furry ones ]
... Maybe, if they're not pink.
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Hm~?
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I know in theory why they cover the metal on these things-- but it's always with something like this, huh?
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