that is so much more useful than failing to open a bag with your hands and then having to resort to teeth. also help— he’s going to grab some before mephisto upends the whole bag into his mug ]
[ hate that they are actually taking this so seriously. but then he has the can, so he finishes up his own drink and then grabs a handful of marshmallows to complete the whole thing. ]
Well, that only took forever. But it looks pretty good.
[ yeah, he's definitely just kind of licking the excessive cream off the top first so it doesn't get all over his face... but eventually his tongue works out a path for the actual cocoa and he takes a proper sip. ]
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Pretty sure we're almost done. ... This'd better be really good hot chocolate.
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[ but it seems like it's blended together reasonably well?? ]
Do you think it should go marshmallow then cream, or cream then marshmallow?
[ ... ]
Marshmallow-cream-marshmallow?
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The last option. Go all in, we committed from the start when we used the stove.
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[ RIPS OPEN THIS BAG OF MARSHMALLOWS WITH HIS CLAWS AND DROPS A BUNCH IN ]
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that is so much more useful than failing to open a bag with your hands and then having to resort to teeth. also help— he’s going to grab some before mephisto upends the whole bag into his mug ]
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but yes TAKE THE MARSHMALLOWS he will grab the cream ]
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kindait’s all coming together now. marshmallows stage one, done. ]
Alright, go.
[ this is not a precision military drill. ]
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finishes up with the cream, hands it over, and grabs the marshmallows back for stage two. ]
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Well, that only took forever. But it looks pretty good.
[ colour him surprised. ]
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[ ...and the counter kind of looks like a mess of spilled milk and escaped cocoa powder, but.
he raises his near-overflowing mug for a toast. ]
May our several minutes of hard work shine through in the taste!
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Here’s to this not sucking.
[
oh okay. that’s good actually. even if it takes an age to get through the cream and marshmallow layer. ]
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...Hey, not bad!
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For a part run down cabin in the snowy depths of Hell, I was expecting worse. Definitely not a full kitchen and stuff like marshmallows.
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Some of the other rooms in here are pretty questionable, but this kitchen has definitely been a pleasant surprise!
[ aside from the little (?) shocks, but he's just chalking that up to the cold. ]
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[ he has yet to learn about the ice pick booby-trapped room. ]
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There are no foot pics.
[ he’s living in denial ]
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Ah. Right. None at all.
[ chews on another marshmallow. ]
There is some kind of space-themed BDSM room.
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okay well
hang on he’s gotta choke on his marshmallows now ]
A what.
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A room with whips and chains and little planets hanging from the ceiling! Seems kind of niche, but I respect the vision.
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[ there’s a space themed bdsm room. ]
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I can show you if you're curious.
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…
Okay, I want to see how the heck they pulled off space theming of all things.
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[ shrugs! ]
All right, let's do it! Just give me a second to clean up here.
[ he is going to do such a half-assed job of mopping up this counter. ]
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[ in this pc we rate the space themed bdsm room out of ten...
listen
date isn't going to comment. at least he made an attempt and now date doesn't have to make a full attempt for the both of them. ]
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