superhell pcs: date

[teufelshund]

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w1, tuesday

[psynchronise]

[ terrible. horrible. both of them.

anyway, date's at the bar. he probably fell in the ball pit upon entering because i am making sure he does that EVERY time he comes here, so maybe mephisto got to witness that ridiculous display.

but now he's got a couple of the speciality drinks on the bar and is eyeing both of them like he's seriously considering mixing them. which is probably a terrible idea. ]

[teufelshund]

[ cool, he totally did watch that, and probably applauded lightly. ]

Have you had that one yet?

[ a gesture toward the number nine ]

It really isn't kidding about the flavor!

[psynchronise]

[ thanks, he’s here potentially until the day of ends. ]

I haven’t, no. It really tastes like whatever flavour you prefer?

[ wow. suspicious.

but he’s gonna drink it anyway because?? ]

[teufelshund]

Yes, even if it isn't consciously your favorite!

[ you know honestly he strongly suspects this drink was responsible for some Things yesterday, but also he really wants to see if it still tastes the same today, and what's the worst that could happen. so he's ordering one too, fuck it.

in the meantime, he's watching date with curiosity. ]

Well?

[psynchronise]

Mind reading drinks now? Concerningly, yet somehow unique and interesting.

[ well. there's no way any of this could go wrong whatsoever, right? right. so date is having another sippy. ]

...

Huh.

I'm not sure I even know what this flavour is, but I like it.

[teufelshund]

Really? I'd offer to try to help you figure it out, but it seems that you always taste your own favored flavor no matter whose glass you're drinking from.

[ takes a sip of his own... yep, still the same as yesterday! impressive. ]

A shame, as I think I'm rather talented at identifying precise flavors and scents!

[psynchronise]

What does it taste like to you then?

[ the same drink over and over… ]

Maybe I need to figure out how to describe it to you.

[teufelshund]

It tastes like drinking original flavor ramune with a strawberry milk candy in your mouth a few minutes after finishing a cup of spicy garlic instant ramen!

[psynchronise]

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You had me at strawberry milk candy. And then you had me at spicy garlic instant ramen. But you combined the two of them and then lost me.

[teufelshund]

To be fair, it's about 98% ramune and candy. There's just a hint of a residual spicy kick, and it makes the ramune flavor that much more refreshing!

[psynchronise]

[ he just points at him over his drink. ]

And you are still not selling it to me.

[teufelshund]

You wouldn't be able to taste it anyway! I'm just saying, that's how acute my sense of taste is.

[psynchronise]

[ demon tonguey. ]

Yeah, yeah. [ he pats his shoulder. ] Very impressive of you. Mine just tastes like good alcohol, y’know? I’d be kinda worried if it tasted like curry or bonito.

[teufelshund]

Not the type to try things in limited edition novelty flavors, hm?

[psynchronise]

If they're good that's one thing.

[ ... ]






Then again, mine tastes like curry so who the hell am I to judge? [ confession time. ]

[teufelshund]

[ nice. he smiles at that. ]

And I respect you more for it.

[psynchronise]

Thanks, I’m very respectful.

[ no he isn’t. at least he sounds like he’s making a joke. ]

[teufelshund]

Are you?

[ is that even the word he meant to use? it's kind of cute, mephisto thinks, sipping his ramen ramune hell juice. ]

I must have just imagined that little spill you took when you came in here.

[psynchronise]

[ opens mouth.

closes mouth.

puts a hand on mephisto’s face and pushes. ]

It was a very elegant slide, actually. Judges everywhere gave it ten out of ten.

[teufelshund]

Ah.

[ puts a hand on date's face and


just leaves it there, affectionately cupping his cheek. ]

My mistake.

[psynchronise]

[ ah.

he doesn’t lean away from it? he leans a bit more into it, with a slightly challenging look at his face. ]

And? What would you give my smooth moves out of ten?

[teufelshund]

Eight for the entertainment value. You'll have to give me a little more to go on if you want those last two points.

[psynchronise]

Picky. What's the catch, I have to stick the landing? Strike a pose on the way down?

[teufelshund]

Hm~

[ a little hum to himself as he runs his thumb along date's jawline, help ]

Why don't you show me what other moves you've got? Call it extra credit.

[psynchronise]

[ becks and eric just closing our eyes and shaking hands in rp pure cringe. ]

For two whole points? It'd have to be something good... [ a sigh that's just a bit too dramatic. ]

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