superhell pcs: date

[teufelshund]

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[teufelshund]

[ 100% ]

It would! You don't think you're up for that challenge?

[ and now brushing a finger against his lower lip as he leans in closer..... ]

You seemed pretty confident a moment ago.

[psynchronise]

[ cursed. ]

Now you're just taunting me.

[ honestly, 10/10. imply he's not got all the confidence and obviously what's going to happen is-- ]

I'll show you confident--

[ challenge accepted. he is leaning in the rest of the way. ]

[teufelshund]

[ welp.

at the moment, mephisto finds this adorable enough to be worth two points, regardless of how smooth date's moves actually are, and he drops any pretense of being a passive judge as he kisses him back.

and because this is hell, date will now be forever cursed with the knowledge that this otaku clown and his weird demon tongue really know what they're doing. ]

[psynchronise]

[ this has those vibes of doing anything to win the game of gay chicken so-- woohoo! two points for him!

but now he does have to live with the knowledge of both the weird demon tongue and the fact he knows what to do with it. the monkey's paw curls. ]

[teufelshund]

[ rip.

when that's over— ]

Congratulations on your two points. Don't spend them all in one place.

[psynchronise]

[ terrible. ]

...

[ he bumps his knee against mephisto's. ] That was not incentive to a nail perfect ten out of ten in the future.

[teufelshund]

[ puts his hand on that knee and moves it ever so slightly upward...... ]

Isn't it best to leave a little room for growth anyway?

[ kill me ]

—Oh, speaking of perfect tens, though...

[ his free hand pulls his phone out of his coat pocket and he starts going through his photos... give him a minute. ]

[psynchronise]

[ we chose this. ]

— hm?

[ the hand sliding up his leg seems perfectly normal, thanks alcohol. but the sudden appearance of a phone gets his attention. ]

Oh, that your reward from home? [ he makes a motion with one hand — a short wave ] The guessing right at trial thing?

[ what secrets does it have…….. ]

[teufelshund]

It is!

[ and... he'll show him a few candid photos of a very sexy red-haired woman, one of which shows her standing next to him along with some other people in similar black uniforms. ]

Nice, right?

[ no i was not kidding about sharing boob pics being their love language ]

[psynchronise]

[ no this is 1000 per cent accurate. ]

What the hell those are huge. [ hang on he’s literally tilting his head to look from other angles. they are still big. wow. ]

Co-worker?

[teufelshund]

Another member of the Order, yes! Most recently she was acting as my personal security detail.

[ ... ]

In retrospect, I guess she could have done a better job of that.

[ but it's fine. he's met the love of his afterlife here. ]

[psynchronise]

…

Can you dock someone’s wages from beyond the grave?

[ the romance of an afterlife might be a compensation for Death, but poor bodyguarding requires disciplining.

10/10 tits or not. ]

[teufelshund]

[ there's a little chuckle at that, but he shakes his head. ]

In fairness to her, it's not what she's trained for, and there's only so much you can do once a bullet's been fired anyway.

[ sigh. ]

The Prime Minister was right there next to me on the stage; you'd think his team would have taken better precautions on the non-demonic front.

[psynchronise]

[ he looks thoughtful at that. "only so much you can do once a bullet's been fired", huh? ]

-- wait, you had official government representatives present and things still went that far south? [ yikes. ]

That's going to be a PR mess to come back to after all this.

[teufelshund]

[ for most people. ]

Ironically, it was a press conference where I was supposed to help the government get a handle on the mess it was already in!

[psynchronise]

[ yeah not everyone has porn reflexes. ]

...

[ he snorts. ]

Yikes. That's not a good look for them. A bullet then, that's what did it?

[teufelshund]

Right between the eyes!

[ he sets his phone down on the counter between them — the screen still zoomed in on shura's boobs — and reaches for his drink. ]

Normally I wouldn't have had any problem recovering from a little scratch like that, but I was already weak from maintaining the barrier around the Gehenna Gate for so long. Apparently I underestimated just how weak.

[psynchronise]

[ the phone is the only valid thing here ]

... [ he rubs his forehead. ] So, normally a bullet to the head is just a slap on the wrist but they caught you at a bad time. [ what ]

[teufelshund]

Pretty much!

[psynchronise]

[ another knee bump. ]

That's not something a regular person could just shrug off.

[teufelshund]

Did you ever think I was a regular person?

[psynchronise]

[ he wobbles his hand. ]

I know some weird otaku, okay?

[teufelshund]

If they're that weird, I'm sorry I can't see them for myself!

[ ota would not live up to this hype. ]

Really, though...

[ leaning in to playfully nip date's ear with his probably-not-human fangs. ]

You didn't have any questions about the "controlling time and space" or "turning into a dog" parts of my profile? Surely you've read it by now.

[psynchronise]

[ ota wouldn't live up to any hype. but he does also know a idol loving mob boss so that's exciting. also the number of times i forget profiles. how many years have i done murdergames?

he absolutely squeaks at that, thanks. ]

All of that snuck in there between "making an entrance" and "gratutious German" among others. You'd be surprised how infrequently people get pressed on what's in their profiles.

[ ... ]

Seriously though? A dog?

[teufelshund]

[ proud to share my birthday with moma ]

Among other things, but that one's sort of my trademark. I've been told I'm very cute! I believe the phrase "adorable little muffin" was once thrown around.