[ ota wouldn't live up to any hype. but he does also know a idol loving mob boss so that's exciting. also the number of times i forget profiles. how many years have i done murdergames?
he absolutely squeaks at that, thanks. ]
All of that snuck in there between "making an entrance" and "gratutious German" among others. You'd be surprised how infrequently people get pressed on what's in their profiles.
Among other things, but that one's sort of my trademark. I've been told I'm very cute! I believe the phrase "adorable little muffin" was once thrown around.
Whatever's convenient, for the most part! I can be a literal fly on the wall when I need to be! Which, I suppose, might be considered more intimidating if you're not a fan of bugs.
[ memories of renzo shima ]
With that said, though, this is my real body, in case you had any doubts.
[ well. at the mention of that, date looks like he's maybe a tiny bit spaced out? not totally out of it, but like he's focusing on something else for a moment. but only a moment. ]
That'd be convenient for spying, if it ever came down to it. So far any thoughts on "can you stay awake on a Thursday if you're not killing or being killed?" haven't really come to anything-- but let me guess, the shapeshifting's not working here?
[ hmmm. ]
Good to know. It'd be a let down if all this-- [ he motions ]-- was fake.
[ deeply hate that i'm weighing up 'what's worse? here and now, or forgetting love potions are a thing, repeating the offense and having to suffer through trial refusing to answer any questions about it' ]
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[ ota would not live up to this hype. ]
Really, though...
[ leaning in to playfully nip date's ear with his probably-not-human fangs. ]
You didn't have any questions about the "controlling time and space" or "turning into a dog" parts of my profile? Surely you've read it by now.
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he absolutely squeaks at that, thanks. ]
All of that snuck in there between "making an entrance" and "gratutious German" among others. You'd be surprised how infrequently people get pressed on what's in their profiles.
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Seriously though? A dog?
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Among other things, but that one's sort of my trademark. I've been told I'm very cute! I believe the phrase "adorable little muffin" was once thrown around.
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"Among other things". Are we talking just casual other things, or a lot more intimidating than an "adorable little muffin"?
[ considering this is big supernatural hours, he doesn't seem freaked out. just curious. ]
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[ memories of renzo shima ]
With that said, though, this is my real body, in case you had any doubts.
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That'd be convenient for spying, if it ever came down to it. So far any thoughts on "can you stay awake on a Thursday if you're not killing or being killed?" haven't really come to anything-- but let me guess, the shapeshifting's not working here?
[ hmmm. ]
Good to know. It'd be a let down if all this-- [ he motions ]-- was fake.
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[ he pouts for a moment... then smiles and leans in close again. ]
...Well. I take that back; a few things still work very well. If you want to see how real this is.
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[ oh, well then. after a moment, he leans in as well. ]
Careful there, you’re going to set my expectations pretty high.
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