[ and... he'll show him a fewcandidphotos of a very sexy red-haired woman, one of which shows her standing next to him along with some other people in similar black uniforms. ]
Nice, right?
[ no i was not kidding about sharing boob pics being their love language ]
[ he sets his phone down on the counter between them — the screen still zoomed in on shura's boobs — and reaches for his drink. ]
Normally I wouldn't have had any problem recovering from a little scratch like that, but I was already weak from maintaining the barrier around the Gehenna Gate for so long. Apparently I underestimated just how weak.
[ ota wouldn't live up to any hype. but he does also know a idol loving mob boss so that's exciting. also the number of times i forget profiles. how many years have i done murdergames?
he absolutely squeaks at that, thanks. ]
All of that snuck in there between "making an entrance" and "gratutious German" among others. You'd be surprised how infrequently people get pressed on what's in their profiles.
Among other things, but that one's sort of my trademark. I've been told I'm very cute! I believe the phrase "adorable little muffin" was once thrown around.
Whatever's convenient, for the most part! I can be a literal fly on the wall when I need to be! Which, I suppose, might be considered more intimidating if you're not a fan of bugs.
[ memories of renzo shima ]
With that said, though, this is my real body, in case you had any doubts.
[ well. at the mention of that, date looks like he's maybe a tiny bit spaced out? not totally out of it, but like he's focusing on something else for a moment. but only a moment. ]
That'd be convenient for spying, if it ever came down to it. So far any thoughts on "can you stay awake on a Thursday if you're not killing or being killed?" haven't really come to anything-- but let me guess, the shapeshifting's not working here?
[ hmmm. ]
Good to know. It'd be a let down if all this-- [ he motions ]-- was fake.
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[ and... he'll show him a few candid photos of a very sexy red-haired woman, one of which shows her standing next to him along with some other people in similar black uniforms. ]
Nice, right?
[ no i was not kidding about sharing boob pics being their love language ]
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What the hell those are huge. [ hang on he’s literally tilting his head to look from other angles. they are still big. wow. ]
Co-worker?
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[ ... ]
In retrospect, I guess she could have done a better job of that.
[ but it's fine. he's met the love of his afterlife here. ]
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Can you dock someone’s wages from beyond the grave?
[ the romance of an afterlife might be a compensation for Death, but poor bodyguarding requires disciplining.
10/10 tits or not. ]
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In fairness to her, it's not what she's trained for, and there's only so much you can do once a bullet's been fired anyway.
[ sigh. ]
The Prime Minister was right there next to me on the stage; you'd think his team would have taken better precautions on the non-demonic front.
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-- wait, you had official government representatives present and things still went that far south? [ yikes. ]
That's going to be a PR mess to come back to after all this.
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Ironically, it was a press conference where I was supposed to help the government get a handle on the mess it was already in!
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...
[ he snorts. ]
Yikes. That's not a good look for them. A bullet then, that's what did it?
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[ he sets his phone down on the counter between them — the screen still zoomed in on shura's boobs — and reaches for his drink. ]
Normally I wouldn't have had any problem recovering from a little scratch like that, but I was already weak from maintaining the barrier around the Gehenna Gate for so long. Apparently I underestimated just how weak.
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... [ he rubs his forehead. ] So, normally a bullet to the head is just a slap on the wrist but they caught you at a bad time. [ what ]
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That's not something a regular person could just shrug off.
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I know some weird otaku, okay?
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[ ota would not live up to this hype. ]
Really, though...
[ leaning in to playfully nip date's ear with his probably-not-human fangs. ]
You didn't have any questions about the "controlling time and space" or "turning into a dog" parts of my profile? Surely you've read it by now.
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he absolutely squeaks at that, thanks. ]
All of that snuck in there between "making an entrance" and "gratutious German" among others. You'd be surprised how infrequently people get pressed on what's in their profiles.
[ ... ]
Seriously though? A dog?
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Among other things, but that one's sort of my trademark. I've been told I'm very cute! I believe the phrase "adorable little muffin" was once thrown around.
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"Among other things". Are we talking just casual other things, or a lot more intimidating than an "adorable little muffin"?
[ considering this is big supernatural hours, he doesn't seem freaked out. just curious. ]
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[ memories of renzo shima ]
With that said, though, this is my real body, in case you had any doubts.
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That'd be convenient for spying, if it ever came down to it. So far any thoughts on "can you stay awake on a Thursday if you're not killing or being killed?" haven't really come to anything-- but let me guess, the shapeshifting's not working here?
[ hmmm. ]
Good to know. It'd be a let down if all this-- [ he motions ]-- was fake.
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[ he pouts for a moment... then smiles and leans in close again. ]
...Well. I take that back; a few things still work very well. If you want to see how real this is.
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[ oh, well then. after a moment, he leans in as well. ]
Careful there, you’re going to set my expectations pretty high.
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