at the moment, mephisto finds this adorable enough to be worth two points, regardless of how smooth date's moves actually are, and he drops any pretense of being a passive judge as he kisses him back.
and because this is hell, date will now be forever cursed with the knowledge that this otaku clown and his weird demon tongue really know what they're doing. ]
[ and... he'll show him a fewcandidphotos of a very sexy red-haired woman, one of which shows her standing next to him along with some other people in similar black uniforms. ]
Nice, right?
[ no i was not kidding about sharing boob pics being their love language ]
[ he sets his phone down on the counter between them — the screen still zoomed in on shura's boobs — and reaches for his drink. ]
Normally I wouldn't have had any problem recovering from a little scratch like that, but I was already weak from maintaining the barrier around the Gehenna Gate for so long. Apparently I underestimated just how weak.
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[ is that even the word he meant to use? it's kind of cute, mephisto thinks, sipping his ramen ramune hell juice. ]
I must have just imagined that little spill you took when you came in here.
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closes mouth.
puts a hand on mephisto’s face and pushes. ]
It was a very elegant slide, actually. Judges everywhere gave it ten out of ten.
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[ puts a hand on date's face and
just leaves it there, affectionately cupping his cheek. ]
My mistake.
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he doesn’t lean away from it? he leans a bit more into it, with a slightly challenging look at his face. ]
And? What would you give my smooth moves out of ten?
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[ a little hum to himself as he runs his thumb along date's jawline, help ]
Why don't you show me what other moves you've got? Call it extra credit.
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For two whole points? It'd have to be something good... [ a sigh that's just a bit too dramatic. ]
[ help ]
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It would! You don't think you're up for that challenge?
[ and now brushing a finger against his lower lip as he leans in closer..... ]
You seemed pretty confident a moment ago.
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Now you're just taunting me.
[ honestly, 10/10. imply he's not got all the confidence and obviously what's going to happen is-- ]
I'll show you confident--
[ challenge accepted. he is leaning in the rest of the way. ]
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at the moment, mephisto finds this adorable enough to be worth two points, regardless of how smooth date's moves actually are, and he drops any pretense of being a passive judge as he kisses him back.
and because this is hell, date will now be forever cursed with the knowledge that this otaku clown and his weird demon tongue really know what they're doing. ]
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but now he does have to live with the knowledge of both the weird demon tongue and the fact he knows what to do with it. the monkey's paw curls. ]
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when that's over— ]
Congratulations on your two points. Don't spend them all in one place.
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...
[ he bumps his knee against mephisto's. ] That was not incentive to a nail perfect ten out of ten in the future.
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Isn't it best to leave a little room for growth anyway?
[ kill me ]
—Oh, speaking of perfect tens, though...
[ his free hand pulls his phone out of his coat pocket and he starts going through his photos... give him a minute. ]
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— hm?
[ the hand sliding up his leg seems perfectly normal, thanks alcohol. but the sudden appearance of a phone gets his attention. ]
Oh, that your reward from home? [ he makes a motion with one hand — a short wave ] The guessing right at trial thing?
[ what secrets does it have…….. ]
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[ and... he'll show him a few candid photos of a very sexy red-haired woman, one of which shows her standing next to him along with some other people in similar black uniforms. ]
Nice, right?
[ no i was not kidding about sharing boob pics being their love language ]
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What the hell those are huge. [ hang on he’s literally tilting his head to look from other angles. they are still big. wow. ]
Co-worker?
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[ ... ]
In retrospect, I guess she could have done a better job of that.
[ but it's fine. he's met the love of his afterlife here. ]
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Can you dock someone’s wages from beyond the grave?
[ the romance of an afterlife might be a compensation for Death, but poor bodyguarding requires disciplining.
10/10 tits or not. ]
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In fairness to her, it's not what she's trained for, and there's only so much you can do once a bullet's been fired anyway.
[ sigh. ]
The Prime Minister was right there next to me on the stage; you'd think his team would have taken better precautions on the non-demonic front.
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-- wait, you had official government representatives present and things still went that far south? [ yikes. ]
That's going to be a PR mess to come back to after all this.
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Ironically, it was a press conference where I was supposed to help the government get a handle on the mess it was already in!
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...
[ he snorts. ]
Yikes. That's not a good look for them. A bullet then, that's what did it?
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[ he sets his phone down on the counter between them — the screen still zoomed in on shura's boobs — and reaches for his drink. ]
Normally I wouldn't have had any problem recovering from a little scratch like that, but I was already weak from maintaining the barrier around the Gehenna Gate for so long. Apparently I underestimated just how weak.
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