teufelshund | superhell pcs: date

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Can you dock someone’s wages from beyond the grave?

[ the romance of an afterlife might be a compensation for Death, but poor bodyguarding requires disciplining.

10/10 tits or not. ]

[ there's a little chuckle at that, but he shakes his head. ]

In fairness to her, it's not what she's trained for, and there's only so much you can do once a bullet's been fired anyway.

[ sigh. ]

The Prime Minister was right there next to me on the stage; you'd think his team would have taken better precautions on the non-demonic front.

[ he looks thoughtful at that. "only so much you can do once a bullet's been fired", huh? ]

-- wait, you had official government representatives present and things still went that far south? [ yikes. ]

That's going to be a PR mess to come back to after all this.

[ for most people. ]

Ironically, it was a press conference where I was supposed to help the government get a handle on the mess it was already in!

[ yeah not everyone has porn reflexes. ]

...

[ he snorts. ]

Yikes. That's not a good look for them. A bullet then, that's what did it?

Right between the eyes!

[ he sets his phone down on the counter between them — the screen still zoomed in on shura's boobs — and reaches for his drink. ]

Normally I wouldn't have had any problem recovering from a little scratch like that, but I was already weak from maintaining the barrier around the Gehenna Gate for so long. Apparently I underestimated just how weak.

[ the phone is the only valid thing here ]

... [ he rubs his forehead. ] So, normally a bullet to the head is just a slap on the wrist but they caught you at a bad time. [ what ]

Pretty much!

[ another knee bump. ]

That's not something a regular person could just shrug off.

Did you ever think I was a regular person?

[ he wobbles his hand. ]

I know some weird otaku, okay?

If they're that weird, I'm sorry I can't see them for myself!

[ ota would not live up to this hype. ]

Really, though...

[ leaning in to playfully nip date's ear with his probably-not-human fangs. ]

You didn't have any questions about the "controlling time and space" or "turning into a dog" parts of my profile? Surely you've read it by now.

[ ota wouldn't live up to any hype. but he does also know a idol loving mob boss so that's exciting. also the number of times i forget profiles. how many years have i done murdergames?

he absolutely squeaks at that, thanks. ]

All of that snuck in there between "making an entrance" and "gratutious German" among others. You'd be surprised how infrequently people get pressed on what's in their profiles.

[ ... ]

Seriously though? A dog?

[ proud to share my birthday with moma ]

Among other things, but that one's sort of my trademark. I've been told I'm very cute! I believe the phrase "adorable little muffin" was once thrown around.

[ shared birthday..... the closest i get is aiba, but i still think that's a win. ]

"Among other things". Are we talking just casual other things, or a lot more intimidating than an "adorable little muffin"?

[ considering this is big supernatural hours, he doesn't seem freaked out. just curious. ]

Whatever's convenient, for the most part! I can be a literal fly on the wall when I need to be! Which, I suppose, might be considered more intimidating if you're not a fan of bugs.

[ memories of renzo shima ]

With that said, though, this is my real body, in case you had any doubts.

[ well. at the mention of that, date looks like he's maybe a tiny bit spaced out? not totally out of it, but like he's focusing on something else for a moment. but only a moment. ]

That'd be convenient for spying, if it ever came down to it. So far any thoughts on "can you stay awake on a Thursday if you're not killing or being killed?" haven't really come to anything-- but let me guess, the shapeshifting's not working here?

[ hmmm. ]

Good to know. It'd be a let down if all this-- [ he motions ]-- was fake.

Of course not, nothing works here. Really annoying.

[ he pouts for a moment... then smiles and leans in close again. ]

...Well. I take that back; a few things still work very well. If you want to see how real this is.

Imagine the mess we’d have to clear up if someone could shoot lasers out of their eyes and we had to put together all of that in nine hours.

[ oh, well then. after a moment, he leans in as well. ]

Careful there, you’re going to set my expectations pretty high.

Then I'll just have to make sure I don't disappoint.

[ i’m glad this entire thread just carries the heavy aura of a curse now. ]

[ this is truly hell................ is the love tunnel happening here, is that what we're doing ]

[ deeply hate that i'm weighing up 'what's worse? here and now, or forgetting love potions are a thing, repeating the offense and having to suffer through trial refusing to answer any questions about it' ]

[ por qué no los dos ]

[ shit you're right ]

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