superhell pcs: date

[teufelshund]

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[teufelshund]

Yeah, he was at the top of my list of likely killers ever since that goldfish thing.

[ he's still a little smug about calling four and ryo as the most likely future killers when he talked to rynlan about it after the first trial. he knows a disaster when he sees one. ]

We had so little evidence from that case that there wasn't much reason to suspect him for that one in particular, though.

[psynchronise]

[ literally when is he not smug. ]

He didn't exactly hide it. And his memories were-- [ disturbing! ]... he was very calm for someone experiencing the kind of stuff I saw in both his and Akira's memories -- zero. Zero out of ten, I'm pretty sure he doesn't have anything.

[ STOP ]

It is not as though there is much to be done about it. We did not investigate that case particularly well.

[teufelshund]

[ fair. ]

Yes, he seemed that way in the memory I—

What are you rating?

[psynchronise]

[ he opens his mouth. he closes his mouth. ]

Wouldn't you like to know.

[ aiba rolls her eye. ]

[teufelshund]

That is why I'm asking.

[psynchronise]

I know.

[ he is not saying shit. aiba just looks at him, and then twirls her umbrella. ]

I would hazard a guess he is rating--

[ there's a scramble as date grabs for his phone to find the mute button and aiba tries to smack him in the hand with the tiny little cocktail umbrella. who needs television? ]

Don't you dare--!!

Don't you dare!!

[teufelshund]

[ sips his drink. ]

[psynchronise]

[ i am being so self indulgent rn i am sorry. thank you for your patience.

anyway there's just an entire yakety sax scene going on over here now as date slams the mute button on the phone and drops it on the table with a "ha".


aiba just stares at him for a moment.



before grabbing the phone and running out of date's reach-- which means he can't do shit to stop her holding up the phone with a message on it instead. ]

HE IS RATING THEIR ASSES.

AIBA??? [ top ten anime betrayals. ]

[teufelshund]

[ lmfao I AM ENJOYING IT do not apologize

he snickers at the message but doesn't seem too surprised by the answer. he'd kind of figured it was boobs before ryo and akira got pulled into it, and this isn't that far off. ]

I see!

That's what you get for giving her a 2, I suppose.

[psynchronise]

[ 😭 ]

...

She has no ass and she knows it.

Rude.

Accurate. [ he's already in this hell now, so he might as well just keep drinking his drink. ]

[teufelshund]

Hopefully you can find some solace in the knowledge that you at least surpass Ryo and Akira.

[psynchronise]

Barely. She had complete control over her Somnium form and she chose barely any ass and barely any boobs.

[ aiba is clicking off the volume with her lil paws ]

There is nothing wrong with my form. I am quite pleased with the outcome of my design.

[teufelshund]

Some people are into that, you know.

[psynchronise]

Yeah well I’m not and I’m the only one that sees her like that.

[ other than boss and aiba’s dad ]

[teufelshund]

Then maybe she's just doing her part to ensure that you maintain a professional working relationship with her!

[psynchronise]

She’s literally my eyeball.

But I am very cute. In both forms.

[teufelshund]

As if that would stop you.

[ a smile at aiba. ]

You're certainly cute in this form, at least.

[psynchronise]

Logistically I have so many questions.

[ also that’s his aibestie? don’t make it weird. ]

I am very confident in my cuteness levels.

Although it certainly seems a lot of people brought a lot of surprising creatures with them. More than we had initially imagined — including multiple AIs.

Maybe we should be more concerned so many people died with their pets alongside them.

[teufelshund]

It's a little weird, right? Though maybe it worked differently with ones that were received as rewards later on. Did they have to die to get here too? Are all of Itto's beetles dead?

[psynchronise]

Maybe they’re replicas? Like… dead beetles? Hell beetles? …. [ he’s thinking. ] I hate to say it, but at least an 8.

[ he is just out here. ]

Perhaps it is a technicality. I am not “alive” but I am here anyway. However, technically my data was at risk and the electric current may have contributed to me being considered “dead”.

Or maybe it’s just… what was on you at the time?

[teufelshund]

Was that your rating for Itto?

I can assure you that I absolutely did not have a body pillow with me while I was speaking at a government press conference, at least. But I don't know, maybe it's different for animals and other companions.

[psynchronise]

[ FROWNING. ] Yeah. He’s not exactly shy about the fact he’s got muscle, so— [ shut up date. ]

…

You could’ve told me you did and I’d be less surprised.

[teufelshund]

You think it extends to those muscles too, huh?

[ he sips his drink with a little huff. ]

I'm fully capable of being a professional, you know.

[psynchronise]

I'm only guessing. But-- probably? [ don't most people with ridiculous abs have ridiculous muscles everywhere? that's the logic. ]

...


[ sips his own drink. aiba also stops twirling her little umbrella to just Look at him. ]

[teufelshund]

Wow.