superhell pcs: date

[teufelshund]

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[teufelshund]

[ trying to remember pewter's ass from that memshare... ]

...Yeah, that one sounds fair.

[psynchronise]

[ he's deep in this hell now so he might as well have more of this drink. ]

See? My rankings are spot on.

[teufelshund]

Maybe. I'm reserving my decision on that until after you give me my rating.

[psynchronise]

[ haha ]

…

[ his mouth twitches like he’s fighting the urge to blurt out a ranking. thanks drink. ]

[teufelshund]

[ stares at him ]

[psynchronise]

[ stares back.


aiba is just watching this happen like “men (derogatory)”. ]

[teufelshund]

[ slowly sips his drink. ]

[psynchronise]

[ this is just the rest of the thread because date is reFUSING to give into the compulsion to rate mephisto’s ass.

(no)

(but his head is on the counter now and aiba is patting his hair) ]

[teufelshund]

[ help this is so funny.

he just keeps grinning and sipping his drink as date slowly dies next to him. ]

[psynchronise]

[ i feel like if anyone asks "explain the cr" this is the thread i'm going to show them. specifically this bit.

date just raises a hand without looking up to flip him off. ]

[teufelshund]

[ yeah that's legit ]

Is this you giving me a 1?

[psynchronise]

[ still with his face in the bar ]

No, this is me flipping you off.

[teufelshund]

So it's not a 1.

[psynchronise]

That's not something to be smug about, it could be a 2. Or a minus 1.

[teufelshund]

Is it either of those?

[psynchronise]

Wouldn't you like to know? [ weather-demon.

he does have to snap his mouth shut pretty fast because the compulsion to just Say it is still there. stubborn man continues to be stubborn, more news at 10. ]

[teufelshund]

Yes, but watching you pointlessly suffer over this does have an appeal all its own.

[psynchronise]

It's the principle of it.

[teufelshund]

Why?

[psynchronise]

I'm very invested in keeping shit you'd definitely make fun of me for secret. And I'm pretty sure whetever the answer is here is one of those things.

[teufelshund]

I see! And I wouldn't have much reason to make fun of you if it was an insultingly low rating, so...

[ hehe. ]

Is it the tail?

[psynchronise]

No, I feel like you'd still find a way whatever the number was...

[ squints. ]

The tail gets you like half a point for uniqueness. Is it still squashed, or did all your injuries just vanish when you got here?

[teufelshund]

[ he's not wrong. ]

Vanished!

[ with a little 'poof' gesture. ]

Funny how dying seems to cure all your physical ailments in this place.

[psynchronise]

[ SEE. ]

Guess it's not like you have anywhere else to go if you die in Hell. Well... proper Hell. It sounds more like a reset button than anything.

[teufelshund]

[ frankly his ass is a lot less juicy than the chart said (but equally terrible) and he's not too delusional about it. he'd accept a 3 as fair tbh.

he makes up for it in Other Ways. ]

Pretty much. The initial death was like that too, though. They even patched up some things that weren't related to the fatal wound!