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[teufelshund]

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[teufelshund]

What, like places from our worlds?

[ that's what it sounds like, anyway, which seems pretty fun! peeking inside as soon as the door opens...! ]

[psynchronise]

I wouldn't call anywhere like this home, personally.

[ so....!


he opens the door properly and steps in while mephisto's having a little peek and. oh

well




he's trying to slowly close the door. ]

[teufelshund]

[ SHOVES HIS WAY IN, THERE ARE MAIDS HERE ]

Ooh. It's like the kraken bar but cute!

[psynchronise]

[ oof. ]

... Now there's a connection I didn't make. Yeah, I guess so?

It's called Sunfish Pocket. My friend ran it.

[teufelshund]

You have a friend who ran a maid cafe and you didn't tell me about it?

[ going to look at all the girls' pictures!! ]

[psynchronise]

Pretty sure I mentioned Renju more than once.

[ but no apparently he didn't tell the otaku about the maid cafe his bestie runs. he does pause as he's walking past, staring at a spot just to the left of the counter for a second too long, but he pulls himself away eventually. ]

I came here a few times trying to track him down, so I have an idea of how it all works. And the theming. If it wasn't obvious.

[teufelshund]

Well, you didn't mention the cafe part.

He's a big mermaid fan? —Oh, I just got the pun.

[psynchronise]

Whether he's a fan or not I don't know, but these places usually have themes, right?

[ hang on he's gonna come and peer at the maid's pictures as well. ]

[teufelshund]

Well, a lot of times the theme is just "maids", but quite a few of them do, yes. This is a new one to me, though.

Which ones are your favorites?

[psynchronise]

Yeah, when you first enter they call you "Sea King" [ said completely flatly ]

... Ah. I haven't been here enough to have a huge opinion buuut-- [ i'm sorry amane you don't deserve this ]-- she's pretty nice. Killer hips.

[teufelshund]

Oh, very nice! I love the colorful hair too. Cute and sexy perfectly packed into one, it sounds like.

[psynchronise]

Yeah, it stands out that's for sure. There were a few others milling around, but Amane knows Mizuki and Iris so she ended up being the one I asked questions of.

[ nods. ]

Also she's completely aware of how much of a con places like these are, which is kinda hilarious.

[teufelshund]

[ on one hand, he does like the "sadder but wiser girl" type. on the other, he also likes maid cafes. so he is unsure how to feel about this. ]

Well, I don't think they're inherently a con. If you aren't under any delusions about the maids' feelings for you and have plenty of money to throw around, there's nothing wrong with enjoying yourself at a place like this.

[psynchronise]

[ just looks at him getting a lil bit defensive there. ]

I know. Mizuki goes because she likes hanging out with the girls — no clue if they’re nice to her because she’s the boss’ daughter or anything, but they seem to like her. You know there’s gonna be a bunch of people who think it’s all real though, right? The feelings part at least.

[ he can imagine that. ] Otherwise, it’s slightly pricey fun, yeah.

[teufelshund]

[ defensive of the HONOR OF MAID CAFES ]

Sure, but that's their problem!

[psynchronise]

[ the defender of maid cafe’s honour… ]

Sure is. Y’know they have a ranking system based on how much you’ve spent there? Different types of trident.

[teufelshund]

...Like, literally the weapon?

[psynchronise]

Like, literally the weapon. Except not sharp enough to stab someone with, imagine guys fighting over their favourite maid with giant gold tridents.

[ he’s already gone there enough times to question people, he doesn’t want to go there to investigate an otaku rampage too. ]

[teufelshund]

Probably for the best, yes.

[ ]

What are the different types? The basic bronze, silver, gold?

[psynchronise]

Maybe if you gave them pool noodles...

[ then waifu wars would be funny ]

I think? And then plantinum and... what's the one that begins with O? Orichalcum?

[teufelshund]

Ah! The legendary ore of Atlantis! A clever choice.

[psynchronise]

[ huh ]

Is it?

... Damn, Renju really thought about this. [ did he think it was a cash grab? maybe. ]

[teufelshund]

Apparently! I respect the dedication to the theme.

[psynchronise]

Even down to the lighting.

[ pff. ]

Somehow I'm not that surprised you know a fair bit about how maid cafés work.

[teufelshund]

I might have considered it as a possible business opportunity for True Cross Academy Town before.

[ if he was the owner he'd get services for free!! ]