teufelshund | superhell pcs: date

[ the defender of maid cafe’s honour… ]

Sure is. Y’know they have a ranking system based on how much you’ve spent there? Different types of trident.

...Like, literally the weapon?

Like, literally the weapon. Except not sharp enough to stab someone with, imagine guys fighting over their favourite maid with giant gold tridents.

[ he’s already gone there enough times to question people, he doesn’t want to go there to investigate an otaku rampage too. ]

Probably for the best, yes.

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What are the different types? The basic bronze, silver, gold?

Maybe if you gave them pool noodles...

[ then waifu wars would be funny ]

I think? And then plantinum and... what's the one that begins with O? Orichalcum?

Ah! The legendary ore of Atlantis! A clever choice.

[ huh ]

Is it?

... Damn, Renju really thought about this. [ did he think it was a cash grab? maybe. ]

Apparently! I respect the dedication to the theme.

Even down to the lighting.

[ pff. ]

Somehow I'm not that surprised you know a fair bit about how maid cafés work.

I might have considered it as a possible business opportunity for True Cross Academy Town before.

[ if he was the owner he'd get services for free!! ]

[ .... the way he is deeply not surprised by this. ]

To supplement the cost of running a busy school?

[ ... ]

Fair though, you'd probably rake in tons.

[ yeah, sure, let's call that the reason. ]

We do already make a pretty good profit off of Mepphyland, but it never hurts to have more funding, or another place for fun and leisure!

[ a charitable excuse for him. ]

...

Mepphyland.

[ he can. he can guess. but. ]

Mepphyland! ☆

[ smiles. ]

Not the same as the one you've been taking trips to, of course.

[ closes his eyes for a second there. ]

I’d have a lot more questions if you were like “yeah, I make funding off that”, actually.

Probably wouldn't go over too well for a school administrator, unfortunately.

[ taking out his phone to look for some mepphyland photos... ]

I'd love to see how you'd explain away that as a money making scheme, to school admin as well.

[ he's leaning in to try and peek at the phone. ]

Not like they could really get rid of me even if they wanted to, but I do want to maintain a classy image.

[ he says as he scrolls through some selfies of him in a weeb yukata with a kid behind him who looks almost identical to him except green and unexpressive? ]

The true nightmare. Shareholders and investors you just can't ditch.

[ the "classy image" thing gets a laugh out of him, especially after the weeb yukata. but-- oh. ]

Relative?

[ ? for a second, but then looks back down at the picture he's on, where he was totally not paying attention to the background. ]

—Ah. Younger brother.

[ huh.

he's tilting his head to look at the background closer. ]

You give off more of an only child vibe, honestly. [ pause. ] I guess it's different for non-humans.

I mentioned before that I had siblings, right? One older, six younger, including Amaimon. Though he's the only one that looks that much like me.

[ guess why ]

[ thinks. ]

You did, actually. [ ... ] Are they all full siblings, or...?

[ help he doesn't know how demonic genetics work. ]

Haha... well, it doesn't really work like that; we were never physically born in the first place, and never had a mother.

[ rin isn't included on this list. ]

The eight of us began as concepts thousands of years ago, and gradually developed personal egos and gained physical bodies. Which I imagine must sound pretty ridiculous to you.

I wander through people's brains for a living, I'm pretty fine with ridiculous.

[ i mean. it's not wrong. ]

So you all just... formed into physical beings over time and went from there?

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