I don't know!!! And I don't want to think about Satan right now, just let me suffer with my choices and finish this stupid thing so I can order one of those instead.
I've seen your "savoring" face before, you know, and that wasn't it.
[ but he'll slide the twizzler pack back over to offer a fresh one after grabbing another for himself. he can be a generous annoying asshole sometimes. ]
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date just sits here sipping his refreshing lemon drink with a grin. ]
It was on fire. Guess they didn't go in for false advertising.
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[ :\ ]
...It's not bad, but definitely would have benefited from adding a sweet flavor into the mix to mellow it out.
[ looking maybe-slightly-jealously at date's glass ]
How's yours?
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Refreshing. Kinda fizzy, nice lemony taste.
[ heh. ]
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[ no fair, why did chance do this!!! ]
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Sure is!
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[ SIPS UNHAPPILY ]
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[ he takes another sip. heh.
but then he'll push his drink over. ]
You could just order one of your own, y'know.
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[ huffs.......... and reaches for the other drink to take a sip when it's pushed over to him.
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AND THEN PUSHES IT BACK, OFFENDED BY HOW COMPARATIVELY GOOD IT IS. ]
Oh, that is so much better! What the hell, why did I make this into a damned gacha game when I had a guaranteed ticket right there?!
[ goes back to his own stupid drink, which he feels obligated to finish before getting a new one for? some reason?? ]
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I don't know, why did you? Power play?
[ against WHAT? ]
You could literally just... order one. Right now. Nothing is stopping you. Not even Satan himself.
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[ DRINKS ANGRILY ]
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Very cute temper tantrum over something totally avoidable.
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[ snatches his pack of twizzlers back and aggressively bites into one!!! ]
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AND CHEWS ]
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Here--
[ hang on he's going to pour some of his drink into that spicy nightmare that mephisto has. ]
Now you've got a fruity aftertaste.
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maybe it's mostly because he just shoved some twizzlers into his hangry face but ]
...That does help, actually.
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What can I say, I'm a helper. Even at the cost of my own entertainment.
[ so. the drink's working. ]
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[ points. ]
That was a full on temper tantrum. And here I thought you had the annoyingly mysterious asshole thing down to an unbreakable art.
[ i should probably note he's still using what's left of the twizzler to point. ]
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But I guarantee you won't find a more annoyingly mysterious asshole anywhere.
[ leans in and bites off the end of that twizzler remnant to emphasize just how much of an annoying asshole he still is. ]
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[ WOW. he's just sat here with his twizzler being stolen. ]
Hey!
[ hang on he has to try and wrestle back what's left of it?? that's his twizzler now?? ] I don't need a demonstration!!
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[ probably. ]
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[ but he'll slide the twizzler pack back over to offer a fresh one after grabbing another for himself. he can be a generous annoying asshole sometimes. ]
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takes the "peace"(?) offering. and immediately sticks it in his mouth. this is his now. ]
Different situations. I'm a guy of many talents and multiple expressions.
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