superhell pcs: date

[teufelshund]

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[teufelshund]

Your entertainment, huh?

[psynchronise]

Yeah.

[ points. ]

That was a full on temper tantrum. And here I thought you had the annoyingly mysterious asshole thing down to an unbreakable art.

[ i should probably note he's still using what's left of the twizzler to point. ]

[teufelshund]

Okay, I'm blaming the drink for that. Maybe that's its effect, it just puts whoever tastes it in a terrible mood.

But I guarantee you won't find a more annoyingly mysterious asshole anywhere.

[ leans in and bites off the end of that twizzler remnant to emphasize just how much of an annoying asshole he still is. ]

[psynchronise]

The tantrum drink? What a choice--

[ WOW. he's just sat here with his twizzler being stolen. ]

Hey!

[ hang on he has to try and wrestle back what's left of it?? that's his twizzler now?? ] I don't need a demonstration!!

[teufelshund]

If you wanted it that badly you wouldn't have taken ten minutes to eat it!

[psynchronise]

I was savouring it.

[ probably. ]

[teufelshund]

I've seen your "savoring" face before, you know, and that wasn't it.

[ but he'll slide the twizzler pack back over to offer a fresh one after grabbing another for himself. he can be a generous annoying asshole sometimes. ]

[psynchronise]

[ ............





takes the "peace"(?) offering. and immediately sticks it in his mouth. this is his now. ]

Different situations. I'm a guy of many talents and multiple expressions.

[teufelshund]

I know. I appreciate them.

[psynchronise]

[ he points with his half eaten twizzler again-- and then immediately snatches it back out of the way. ]

Glad I'm entertaining you.

[teufelshund]

Well, I already entertained you, so it's only fair.

[ sits back and takes a little bite off the end of his own twizzler. ]

[psynchronise]

... Feels like this is still imbalanced somehow.

[ like he has been the butt of many jokes. he can sense this. ]

[teufelshund]

It's always like that with me. Nothing personal.

[psynchronise]

... It did make your hair situation last week really funny though. How's the non-poodle look working out for you?

[ serves him right. for being the way he is apparently. ]

[teufelshund]

A lot better than the poodle one did, thanks.

[psynchronise]

[ ha. ]

Yeah? I prefer your normal look too.

[ ….



squints. ]

[teufelshund]

[ slight eyebrow raise. ]

Good to know. I don't mind yours either.

[psynchronise]

[ well. he does blink at that— a little surprised. but it probably comes off a little strangely as he’s still squinting. ]

I’m trying to figure out something to ask that doesn’t give you unlimited ammunition.

[ …………………. ]

Ask me my opinion on... on……..

[ fuck everything he can think of is a terrible option when he potentially has no verbal impulse control ]

[teufelshund]

[ ... ]

...On sleeping together without the influence of a curry-flavored love potion? Sure. What's your opinion on that?

[psynchronise]

[ ….. this is exactly the opening he was trying to dodge. he just painted at entire target on himself. ]

Not negative.

[ …. ]

I think my brain is broken.

[teufelshund]

Maybe that's the effect of your drink?

[ he tilts his head slightly and smiles. ]

I was never the one at risk of "making it weird" by ascribing complicated feelings to things. If you want some fun with no strings attached, I certainly don't have any objections.

[psynchronise]

It does kinda feel like I’m watching myself say a bunch of stuff and going “not sure we needed that level of detail”, so maybe.

[ he just tilts his head back. ]

I don’t think the first part’s an issue. [ they are, after all, government assigned skrunklies now. i wonder about hitomi’s taste in men every single day. ] …

[ well. ]

Sure. Technically speaking, it’s not like this is new territory or anything. [ thanks number nine. ]

[teufelshund]

[ hitomi.... sweetheart..... ]

Right.

...And not to be crass, but you do have a room to yourself now. I'm sure it's what he'd want.

[ not that they would really have to guess when zagreus is just one weird radio frequency away with his tsundere list, but. ]

[psynchronise]

[ perfect lady. date what did you actually do to deserve her? ]

…

After the absolutely insane plan he and Uriel came up with I don’t think he gets a say in what I use my room for now.

[ zagreus you moron. he misses his roomie. but his roomie is also an absolute fool. ]

Do all immortals act like that about their lives, or is it just the one who keeps dying and coming back to life like it’s a regular Tuesday outing?

[teufelshund]

[ THANK YOU, he was being polite to uriel while she was explaining it to him but he was internally judging ]

Mostly him, I think, though Chandra's a little like that too.

...Or maybe that's actually the norm and we're just less reckless because we don't have the luxury of replacing our bodies that easily.