Oh, it's a silly human thing. Drinking during the day is largely frowned upon and 5 PM when most get off work is considered the acceptable start time. "It's 5 o'clock somewhere" is a joking way of brushing off any criticism about drinking earlier in the day, as it's true that it is always after 5 PM in a time zone somewhere in the world.
[ the pinkish bubblegum-scented drink he'd ordered a moment ago shows up on the counter in front of him, and he slides the menu over to hunter. ]
...Anyway, there's your human cultural lesson for the day.
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Why does it matter if it's 5 o'clock or not?
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[ the pinkish bubblegum-scented drink he'd ordered a moment ago shows up on the counter in front of him, and he slides the menu over to hunter. ]
...Anyway, there's your human cultural lesson for the day.
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Oh. That... makes sense. I guess. [Hm.] How long have you lived among humans? You know a lot about them.
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Oh, a few thousand years, off and on!
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Wait. How old are you?
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How are so many of you so old?
[the immortals are real and they are out there]
1/2
[ takes a sip of his drink! ]
...Oh, this one is—
2/2
and he is now an animal crossing dog. ]
...I see!