superhell pcs: hunter v 2

[teufelshund]

is this a mirror of the same image on the other hunter's pc page? absolutely

Comments

[greatvalue]

Why would you want to be one? It's not even a cool looking dog.

[teufelshund]

You just saw why! It allows me to observe things undercover. And it's a cute dog! Very popular with the women around the academy.

[greatvalue]

Why would you want to be popular with the women? [SQUINTS...] A bigger dog would be cooler, anyway. And it could do a lot more than just bite people's ankles if you got into a fight like that.

[teufelshund]

Why wouldn't I?

[ because tits, hunter. ]

If I was going to get in a serious fight, I'd stop being a dog.

[greatvalue]

That doesn't answer the question...

[He does not yet have the grand titty vision.]

Okay. Sure. But what if you were in a situation where you couldn't stop being a dog?

[teufelshund]

Then I think you're too young for the answer.

If I was already a dog, that would mean my powers were functioning normally, in which case that wouldn't be an issue.

[greatvalue]

I'm sixteen. How am I not old enough?

[He still thinks tiny dogs are inefficient in this very hypothetical scenario he's made up, but— he's getting interrupted! Specifically by the screen coming to life again.]

[teufelshund]

[ ...he has no context for this memory but he enjoys it anyway. and glances to hunter with a raised eyebrow afterward. ]

...I have to say I'm glad you ditched the gold mask, but what was that about?

[greatvalue]

[Making such a face at the blank screen, cringing. Past!Hunter is giving middle school MySpace profile.]

I was the Emperor's right hand man. Which, as you just saw, means I was a raging jerk. And they stole and lost a lot of money from one of the Emperor's ships, so...

[teufelshund]

I see! How'd you end up in that position? "Emperor's right hand man" sounds like a role people would be vying for.

[greatvalue]

[Scoffs.]

Anyone who wants the role is crazy. [Immediately. He crosses his arms, frowning at the now blank screen.] ... I was a scout first, then I ascended through the ranks and was given the role. But... I guess it's not inaccurate to say I was raised for it, too.