[ sitting in a seat next to date, mephisto leans back with his hands behind his head, though he's proper enough to just cross his legs rather then put his feet on another seat, unlike some animals. ]
How come all the movies end up being awful though? Is it something to do with curfew? To make it less depressing when we pass out and miss the second half?
Oh, I've found them all pretty enjoyable, actually. The fun kind of awful!
[ comes back to edit this because i just realized he probably bought his fucking body pillow to curfew with him, so. that's in the seat on the other side, i guess. just to set the scene. ]
[ closes my eyes i can't believe i'm writing this tag ]
As long as he had his stinger adequately covered, he could probably... you know, buzz around down there, at least on the outside. Like a tiny vibrator that's alive and actively concerned with her pleasure!
[ also closes my eyes. also i tried to send this and my internet immediately dropped, so there you go. ]
Okay, but that'd be a real mood killer if the stinger wasn't properly covered. Like, they both weren't thinking about it and then-- [ he makes a stabbing motion. ]
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Almost a comfortable routine at this point.
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How come all the movies end up being awful though? Is it something to do with curfew? To make it less depressing when we pass out and miss the second half?
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[ comes back to edit this because i just realized he probably bought his fucking body pillow to curfew with him, so. that's in the seat on the other side, i guess. just to set the scene. ]
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Okay, some of them. This one is--
[ a bee is falling in love with a human. i repeat, a bee is-- ]
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Absurdism at its best!
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That's one way of putting it. Cartoon animals are usually big in movies, right?
[ ...... ]
How would that even work?
[ i'm sorry ]
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[ he's thinking about this more than he should. ]
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Yeah. Y'know--
[ he makes a small measurement with his fingers and then gestures at the unfortunate female lead. ]
That's a pretty extreme size difference.
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As long as he had his stinger adequately covered, he could probably... you know, buzz around down there, at least on the outside. Like a tiny vibrator that's alive and actively concerned with her pleasure!
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Okay, but that'd be a real mood killer if the stinger wasn't properly covered. Like, they both weren't thinking about it and then-- [ he makes a stabbing motion. ]
Ouch.
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