Oh, I've found them all pretty enjoyable, actually. The fun kind of awful!
[ comes back to edit this because i just realized he probably bought his fucking body pillow to curfew with him, so. that's in the seat on the other side, i guess. just to set the scene. ]
[ closes my eyes i can't believe i'm writing this tag ]
As long as he had his stinger adequately covered, he could probably... you know, buzz around down there, at least on the outside. Like a tiny vibrator that's alive and actively concerned with her pleasure!
[ also closes my eyes. also i tried to send this and my internet immediately dropped, so there you go. ]
Okay, but that'd be a real mood killer if the stinger wasn't properly covered. Like, they both weren't thinking about it and then-- [ he makes a stabbing motion. ]
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[ comes back to edit this because i just realized he probably bought his fucking body pillow to curfew with him, so. that's in the seat on the other side, i guess. just to set the scene. ]
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Okay, some of them. This one is--
[ a bee is falling in love with a human. i repeat, a bee is-- ]
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Absurdism at its best!
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That's one way of putting it. Cartoon animals are usually big in movies, right?
[ ...... ]
How would that even work?
[ i'm sorry ]
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[ he's thinking about this more than he should. ]
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Yeah. Y'know--
[ he makes a small measurement with his fingers and then gestures at the unfortunate female lead. ]
That's a pretty extreme size difference.
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As long as he had his stinger adequately covered, he could probably... you know, buzz around down there, at least on the outside. Like a tiny vibrator that's alive and actively concerned with her pleasure!
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Okay, but that'd be a real mood killer if the stinger wasn't properly covered. Like, they both weren't thinking about it and then-- [ he makes a stabbing motion. ]
Ouch.
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