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MEPHISTO☆PHELES ([personal profile] teufelshund) wrote2023-02-12 10:31 am
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failbo: (keep you in my pocket)

[personal profile] failbo 2023-02-12 09:38 pm (UTC)(link)
[eric what is that meme and why is that meme oh my god i love it]

I mean...I'd be more glad if it hadn't happened in the first place!

[Obviously. But now that it's over]

But I do am glad it's over. It's...strange. I thought once it was over I'd be feeling sad for everything that happened, but instead I'm just all...annoyed? I guess? It's not what I thought I'd be feeling after knowing a murder happened and then someone got caught for it.

[unknown seas 2 filbo got the sane trials this filbo got the short end of the stick}
failbo: And I've been so good, (l've been so good this year)

[personal profile] failbo 2023-02-13 02:36 am (UTC)(link)
Well, yeah. Kinda. And also at how things turned out because...that was a mess. Firearm...?

[Filbo is a law-abiding citizen and therefore had never been involved in anything that included a murder, but he's pretty sure only in grumpdamn hell it involves a pun of any kind. Usually he'd appreciate a pun, but in this...? Somehow instead it makes me really tired!]
failbo: ('Cause I've been so good)

[personal profile] failbo 2023-02-15 01:37 am (UTC)(link)
[That bit of laughter doesn't go unnoticed. Filbo stares at Mephisto for a moment, before, well, daring to smile a little.

...well...at least someone seems to have liked that, ah?

[Despite everything, seeing someone enjoy himself even a little bit during these otherwise bleak times is something he finds some appreciation in. When you're having a terrible time, someone who isn't sharing the misery is a little bit uplifting]
failbo: (I've been so good)

[personal profile] failbo 2023-02-17 10:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Should I take that as a general indication of your sense of humor?

[Oh that's a foreboding sense of humor, thinks Nick, who is already kind of dreading what I'll have to have Filbo do if Mephisto says yes]
failbo: (I booked today's appointment)

[personal profile] failbo 2023-02-21 05:03 am (UTC)(link)
...sure, I'll keep it in mind!

[damn it time to make a backdated toplevel for a pun]

...I kinda hope the personal demons were the ones who, uh, who named that arm 'firearm'. I dunno what I'll do if it turns out Satan somehow had a hand in that.

[Filbo kind of hopes Satan isn't a pun aficionado. If he is...what's he supposed to do, then? Should he have puns prepared to distract Satan with while drinking? Is that going to make things easier to overcome?]
failbo: (Ive been so good this year)

[personal profile] failbo 2023-02-23 02:42 pm (UTC)(link)
I mean, I sure wouldn't know how to appeal to it...

[He's not a funny guy.

.......

Intentionally.]
failbo: (Please give me instructions)

Week 1 Wednesday or So

[personal profile] failbo 2023-02-21 05:03 am (UTC)(link)
[At some point Mephisto receives a text]

tuuri told me she was a skald and thats like a historian from where she si from and then i said she studied histuuri i dunno if she thought it wa sfunny or nt but i thought it was like a 5/10

[...thanks, Filbo]
failbo: (I try to explain)

[personal profile] failbo 2023-02-23 02:47 pm (UTC)(link)
╰◕( ` )۶

[When in Rome...and so, he tried to do kaomoji but also he doesn't even know kaomoji and he still has big goofy paws handling a device that's just not meant for paws.

He tried]
failbo: (I promise I'll follow)

MEMORY SHARE | Content Warning: Body Horror I guess?

[personal profile] failbo 2023-03-02 11:17 pm (UTC)(link)
In theory, it's a silly thing, to accidentally drop a lantern and set fire to the town. In practice...it's far less funny, at least in the average person's eyes...especially if you live in said town.

Filbo looks...different, to say the least. A lot of his body shows a number of mutations that resemble food quite a bit! Not only are his limbs completely transformed into different food items, his head shown signs of that too, especially at the top, with what seems to be a cinnamon roll protruding from the top of his head. And, instead of paws, there instead are...sausages, it seems to be. Cylindrical, thinner than his real paws. And given Filbo isn't the most coordinated grumpus even, it makes life a tad harder.

As shown quickly when he, trying to manipulate a lantern, accidentally drops it. A bad thing of this being a settlement where the buildings are made of wood: things are pretty flammable. Before long, Filbo's hut begins having fire in it, the flames climbing up the walls and towards the roof of greenery. It's only matter of time before the fire reaches other nearby huts.

Before long, while others in the town tried to keep the fire from spreading, Filbo ran into the wilderness, apparently looking for someone not too far away from Snaxburg. A little out of breath, he managed to find another grumpus, larger than him, toothier than him, with a gray fur color, with only a couple limbs transformed, much less than Filbo. There was a camera with a film reel on it, apparently having been recording her before Filbo arrived into scene.

"Lizbert! It's mayhem! I was there, holding a lantern with my weenie paws, and then I accidentally dropped it and now the town is on fire," Filbo said sheepishly.

Lizbert blinked for a moment. "What? Again?!"

Before long, she was back in Snaxburg, handling the situation. The fire was somewhat under control, the grass in this town being a little too wet to allow the fire to get too far. Thank goodness it rained so often! The only casualty was half of Filbo's hut. By the time the fire was extinguished, half of it had fallen apart, charred wood having crashed down, and all the greenery of the roof was gone. It was a miracle the stuff inside didn't all burn...

Once it's all extinguished, Lizbert turns towards Filbo. She looks...well, disappointed, and Filbo can't help but grimace, feeling absolutely guilty this happened...again. "Filbo, once is an accident, but twice...they're gonna think you're some kinda firebug," she says gravely.

Filbo waves their sausage arms, greatly alarmed. "L-Liz, I'm not doing it on purpose, I swear!"

Lizbert sighs, taking off the hat and brushing soot off it. "...I know that. I have known you for ages and I know you're not that kinda grumpus. But the rest? They sure don't. And if you don't get your act together...things are gonna get real ugly."

It's pretty obvious from one glance at Filbo that this is reaching far deep into his heart. He slumps over, a sausage paw holding the cinnamon roll on their head as if he thought it was going to fall off. Filbo knows Lizbert is right. This is two incidents of the same kind in matter of weeks. As if the disdain he's pretty sure everyone feels wasn't bad enough already, they're all going to lose their trust towards him even more.

It's so blatantly obvious he's feeling terrible about this that Lizbert's expression softens. "Aw, come on, Filbo, keep that head up! You're just completely incompetent with fire!" Lizbert never was one to beat around the bush or not be straightforward. "Everyone is absolutely hopeless with something!"

Filbo looks up, a bit flatly. "Yeah? Um--what's yours, Liz?"

"Well, I...I'm really bad at..." She frowns, apparently having to give this a lot of thought! Filbo waits in silence, looking at her with some faint amusement, he knowing really well one of the best things about his one and only lifelong friend is that she's pretty great.

After a moment, Lizbert's paw rubs against her chipped tusk, shrugging a little. "...I'm really bad at presenting my findings about Grumplantis! You know how that fiasco went!" She chuckles.

Filbo doesn't reciprocate the chuckle. "I sure do." He doesn't find it funny, knowing how it ruined everything about her adventuring career.

"Thing is, Filbo, you just need to be more careful. You'll pull it off, I know it! And, just so you know, I hereby ban you from manipulating anything flammable or fire until these ones are gone. No more Bugsnax for you for a time, mate!" She says, nudging one of Filbo's sausage paws.

Now Filbo does laugh, his spirits lifted a little. "Y-Yeah...sorry, Liz. Guess being here still has me kinda nervous."

"Come on, it's not like anyone got hurt! Just go and keep doing your best. Someday it'll pay off, I promise."

It never did.

It never did and Filbo Fiddlepie ended up in hell.
failbo: (can I lie here forever?)

[personal profile] failbo 2023-03-08 01:18 pm (UTC)(link)
[So sorry for the delay in replying, with everything going on since a few days ago it sure took a while, yup]

Ahahaha...until Zelgadis and I set fire to a jumpsuit in an enclosed jail cell with us all, yes.

[He chuckles sheepishly because that sure was something that happened and in hindsight it was very dumb]

...so I guess can't promise zero fire-related incidents in the future!
failbo: (What am I normal or not?)

[personal profile] failbo 2023-03-10 03:44 am (UTC)(link)
Sure couldn't cook ramen in that fire you saw I made in that memory. Or in the one before that one. Not gonna lie, that was the second one. In the first one I kinda burned down a barn and part of the mill we had. Sure had to fix it all with my own paws for a week or so.

[On the other paw, this means his accidental arsonism is less serious every time it happens, so...hey, that's good!]
Edited 2023-03-10 03:45 (UTC)
failbo: And I've been so good, (l've been so good this year)

[personal profile] failbo 2023-03-11 05:18 am (UTC)(link)
Don't worry about--

[Filbo blinks. His fur seems to be standing on end, making him look fluffier than usual]

I kinda think there's...kinda some things to worry about? But, um, maybe...I'm not getting it right...

[He pauses, trying to chew on what he just saw]

L-Let me see if I got this straight, Mephisto...demons can possess, uh, humans, right? And that happens with...

[.......]

...plants growing on you?

[The joys of seeing something that's not like anything you have seen is trying to wrap your head around it!]
failbo: (I've been so good)

[personal profile] failbo 2023-03-17 01:30 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, so that's an artificial human, like...like how Mikiri was made! Of course!

[Filbo nods like he cracked a code. Nameless is literally his only frame of reference for this kind of thing, so of course he came to mind.

...

...and there he is, using the name Mephisto doesn't immediately associated with Nameless]
failbo: (You say that I'm better)

[personal profile] failbo 2023-03-17 04:34 am (UTC)(link)
Did it work well? Did this...uuuuuh...did this takeover work as expected, even beyond this all?

[Is Amaimon still alive, Mephisto? Did this go as expected?]
failbo: (where the hell is the karma?)

[personal profile] failbo 2023-03-19 04:31 am (UTC)(link)
For him--

[If Filbo had eyebrows he'd raise him now because, well, a bit of an implication seems to cross his mind:]

Meaning for others it didn't work properly?
failbo: (I tripped on my ankle)

[personal profile] failbo 2023-03-19 06:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Right...

[You know what, he can't hold back the question he had been wondering for a while]

Mephisto, did you--did you take over someone too? Is that what the hair antenna is for?

[cosmopolitan and filbo were joking that maybe if that ahoge got cut mephisto would be completely depowered is that true?????]
failbo: (I booked today's appointment)

[personal profile] failbo 2023-03-20 01:26 am (UTC)(link)
[Filbo at least has the decency to look sheepish]

...oh. Whooops. My bad, Mephisto.

[And here he had thought he had deduced something somehow]

I think I get it. Wow, life in other worlds really is unlike anything I could have ever imagined. [Although the concept of...something taking over someone's body really, really, really doesn't sit well with him after his own experiences with certain parasites, well, sure seems like it's...not as bad? He's giving immense amounts of benefit of doubt] Um, just to be sure, this all isn't something that needs to stay a secret, right? Or is it, uh, something you would have preferred me to not know?
failbo: (and fractured my elbow)

[personal profile] failbo 2023-03-20 04:06 am (UTC)(link)
Sure, I won't! Not a word of misrepresentation! Just like...I think it would be nice if you don't tell others I'm terrible with fire.

[.......]

Okay, that's not a secret in the slightest, but...it's the principle of the matter?
failbo: (But what if sad thoughts come)

Week 5 -- Tuesday

[personal profile] failbo 2023-03-16 02:21 am (UTC)(link)
Hahaha...home sweet home? Why couldn't it be somewhere else...

[Why couldn't it be anywhere other than this island, seriously. He turns to Mephisto]

Hey, so, this isn't exactly where the town was? But this beach is kinda where we all had arrived at first.

[The sea is so warm it's actually giving off vapor. Many odd creatures that definitely resemble food litter the area -- in fact, in the sea, not too far from the coast, is quite a sight!

A sea dragon! Made...made of sushi rolls. Wasabi covers the surface of the rice, the features on the head of the creature is composed of roe, and the size of this entire thing is considerable, far longer and far bigger than it has any right to be!

Say hello to the Megamaki, Mephisto. It's delicious and surprisingly dangerous. But...this biome sure has made it not be. If it were the real one, staying away would be for the better]
failbo: (where the heIl is the karma?)

[personal profile] failbo 2023-03-17 04:38 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, that.

[Filbo can't help but kind of go sour-faced when he sees the Megamaki. Great, that exists here]

A-A Bugsnak...one of the big ones, apparently? Megamaki, I think it was. Can't say I know much other than it destroys ships. Probably.

[The reason why almost nobody returns alive from Snaktooth probably has to do with that thing existing, really. I mean, the bugs must have a way to ensure nobody goes leaving Snaktooth]